petitedeath:

beggars-opera:

Reproduction 1740s stays

absolute perfection

omg it was so perfect i thought the first pic was of a mannequin

249 notes

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

(Source: theone8888)

180,707 notes

rawthoughtsandbrainbarf:

chaosifized:

chaosifized:

Never go full Gaston.

WHEN DID THIS GET 2000 NOTES

when you went Full Gaston

67,395 notes

thats-significantly-raven:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this

thats-significantly-raven:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this

(Source: epic-humor)

113,141 notes

thatseanguyblogs:

daily-superheroes:

Little t-shirt idea I’m working on. All thoughts and comments appreciated!http://daily-superheroes.tumblr.com

YES.

thatseanguyblogs:

daily-superheroes:

Little t-shirt idea I’m working on. All thoughts and comments appreciated!
http://daily-superheroes.tumblr.com

YES.

160 notes

  • Woman: I'm smart
  • Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
  • Woman: I'm creative
  • Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
  • Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
  • Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
  • Woman: I have value
  • Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
  • Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
  • Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut

175,431 notes

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

484,859 notes

thedisneyfan:

godbless-st-cyr:

A compilation of my favorite teacher/school related posts

THE TOP ONE THO

676,653 notes

situpsandfruitcups:

5sos-writing:

This really needed to be reblogged

And ditch them pond scum you’ve been claiming

(Source: everymoment-isafreshbegining)

120,249 notes

gailsimone:

savagenosh:

Gail Simone approved the idea of my taco cosplay sooooo this happened. Dreams do come true.

Hahaha!

gailsimone:

savagenosh:

Gail Simone approved the idea of my taco cosplay sooooo this happened. Dreams do come true.

Hahaha!

840 notes

disneywise:

silverdusting:

rumbellelyrics:

laciepanda:

darkmasterplan:

Awww, Disney princesses as cuties with their pets. Lovely. Just take a look at Belle and her Beast. I am melting over here. Adorable.

Don’t forget the mother princess of them all!

image

omg they’re all happy and then Meg’s just like “you’re kidding right”

LITTLE KUZCO THO AWWW

I feel for little Meg.

147,099 notes